What is 15 funny things to do in a snobby clothing store?
Try on all the clothes leaving them on the floor, then leave!Insist that your voucher has not expired. (Although you know it has already)Tell other customers that GAP has a sale going, with the same stock items but 30% the cost!Speak a random languagePretend that another customer is stealing!Act blindTry on another genders clothingBuy a large amount of clothing, but with a subcard!bring in a pillow (small) and put it under your shirt and PRETENDED that your water broke! its SO funny.!Wear an outfit that you own but is in there shop window and spend ages trying to figure out why you look alike (aloud) then finally say- we both have great bodies....Fart and burp LOUDLYStalk another person and try on the same stuff.........Carry a massive bag and look supicious!Complain loudly and ask to see the manager because someone gave you a 'dirty look'wear socks on your ears and ask why no one else isPretend there is a gun men going around and hide under a pile of clothes then calmly say sorry I have territs (or what ever) but the two of you have got it under control!
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